Wow what another great year in concerts. Logging more than 30 national and countless local shows, it’s been one busy year. Stand out shows for me were Amon Amarth and Symphony X. There is absolutely no comparison to seeing a favorite band, superior performance , up close, in a great venue, with great friends. These shows were the perfect storms. 10 Years, of course, always ranks in the “best of” category for me as they are my fave. Seeing them up close at the Social, and State was a huge treat; and the meet n greet with Mark was the icing.
SURPRISES
This year there were some surprises, like Priest. Ticket was a gift and wow I was totally blown away by the caliber of show. Not to mention the seats were 5th row center, with the ability to walk to the rail for the Zakk Wylde parts. Another great surprise was Ozzy. I wasn’t sure I’d love this concert, but he played 5 Black Sabbath songs including War Pigs and I was in heaven. Also mind blowers were Alice Cooper and Def Leppard. There is something about the “big” popular shows that make it worth the price, they spare no expense I guess, and the shows are simply top notch. Each of these shows was a surprise to me mostly because of the vocals and the staying power of these artists.
LET DOWNS
There were some “let downs” as well and from my favorite bands. Opeth did not play any of their old death metal songs and chose to focus on the new mellower album; very disappointing for me. Mastodon, although still a great show, I seriously missed the Crack the Skye tour, it was much more flamboyant and beautiful then this go round at the HOB. I was sad to see Disturbed which will probably be the last time for a while, as they are now on extended hiatus. Unfortunately David’s voice was not fully mended that day and he was nothing compared to the way he was in earlier show before all of his vocal issues. (or even last year).
ORLANDO BANDS
As far as local Orlando shows, it’s pretty impossible to count the number of shows attended by-show. Instead I made a list below of some memorable bands (below the national list). There were a countless number of times seeing Traverser, Empyrean and 5 Billion Dead. These bands continue to be a staple (and faves) in Orlando metal. Some new bands captured my heart this year, Druid Lord, Prophecy Z14 and Putrescent Secretancy. These bands have some serious chops and will for-sure make 2012 amazing for local metal. I was also very happy to finally see Ring of Scars, after their recording break they came back with a vengeance and delivered to us a new album. Also very cool is our friend Dexter's band Autumn Empire, I'm sure these guys will go far. And of course there were THEM, and seeing Celeste and meeting her husband Craig who I hope to see frequently for shredding lessons.
WHAT’s NEXT
2011 certainly was an amazing year for metal. The HOB, Firestone, and Hard Rock did an outstanding job bringing us some of the best national tours. 2012 is already off to a killer start. Tickets already in hand for Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Symphony X and Rammestein.
CYNS 2011 LIST:
NATIONAL SHOWS Backwards in Date order (starting Dec 11)
Current Score 5 of 11
Recommendations:
I Love You Because
Oral
The Booyah
My Monster
Trash Cinema101
Just OK
13 The Musical
Dr Who's Line is it Anyway
Preacherman
Heaven Help Us
Avoids
While You Dine
Miss Sammy Bakes a Cake
Sunday
My Monster
Philip Nolan
Wow, we knew this show would be amazing and it surely
was. Philip never disappoints. Simple skit of a screenwriter lecturing but
it was ALL Phillip. Perfect.
Trash Cinema 101
Excellent Education in the original trashy B movies. I didn't know what to expect and what we got
was a cleverly weaved set of clips from some all time great trashy movies. Loved the clips showing how Nightmare Elm 2
was totally about gays, seeing Reese Witherspoon kick major ass in Freeway, and
meet Buffy's predecessor in Faster Pussycat Kill Kill. Nothing however beat watching the original
YMCA video in the movie Can't Stop the Music and the positively groan worthy
Bruce Jenner in tight short shorts. Here is a list of recommended trashy movies:
Phantom of the Paradise
Freeway
House
Can't Stop The Music
Forbidden Zone
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill
While you dine
Can't recommend this show even though it had a cute
name. It was a simple plot about a bunch of service staff and a bitchy client.
The Booyah
Quirky comedy about a bunch of 20 something's having a
house party. Comedy and music
ensue. All of us really enjoyed this little play written by Joel Warren. We have seen some of his Fringe plays in the past. Great cast, lots of funny lines and gag songs.
Dr Who's Line Is it Anyway
Catch it if you really are a fan of the show. All improve and different at every show. Kinda cute. Simple concept, the audience chooses a villain and a time period and the cast acts it out. You never know what to expect or what you will get.
Saturday
I Love You Because
Winter Springs Performing Arts
The Winter Springs kids are grown up and better than ever. This year delivering a more mature themed show and impressing the heck out of us with stunning vocal harmonies, crisp timing and perfect direction. Right behind Bat Boy- the first time they blew us away. The plot was simple, four singles trying to find romance after break ups. The completely mis-matched couples manage to fall in love "despite" their differences which make from some hilarious moments. After the show we chatted with the kids, and learned that Sage, the leading guy, spent a lot of time directing and blocking many of the funny scenes. Once again we are so very impressed with this troupe.
Oral
Kick The Puppy Performers
Very fun and educational show about the do's and don't of fellatio and cunnulingus. Quick and quippy yarn told from every perspective. Something for everyone...under 18. Especially loved the drawings of body parts and the diagrams of how-to. Basically this show is a sketch comedy with fast paced transitions going form couple to couple of all persuasions, as they discuss their anxieties, likes, dislikes, and tips.
Miss Sammy Bakes a Cake
Ugh we did not like this show. Definite miss. There was no plot or story just a TV show set where Sammy greeted her guests Debbie Reynolds, Dolly Parton, Judy Garland and Roseanne Barr. Just a parade of drag queens singing. Sorry I just can't say anything good about this show.
Heaven Help Us
MR Sisters
3rd in the series from the group that brought us Welcome to Hell. No where as good though. This show takes place in Heaven where Satan manages to steal Adam away from Eve. Cute ending though to Brady Bunch music. I can't really recommend this show. Neither Mark, Karen or Gary enjoyed this performance. There certainly was great acting and singing, so it's really hard to say what we didn't like except to day that we didn't.
Emoji Icons – Awesome Collection of Emoticons
Google Translate – Instant language translation from every major language, FREE and voice activated
Meet Up – The app and also the web bookmark. App for seeing your events, but only the web bookmark allows you to administer your site.
Feedler Pro – Any RSS feeder will do, I like this one b.c it allows me to keep my subscriptions in categories with the subscription still separated so I can read just one particular subscription. For example it doesn’t mix Google News with NYT News. Keeps em separated. Set up your service through the Google Reader and you can manage it anywhere.
Words With Friends – Virtual scrapple is a MUST.
GPS Drive – At the time, the cheapest and best mobile GPS
Yelp – Still my favorite restaurant finder
Orbitiz Mobile – Simple works great
Rhapsody – Musicphiles ONLY, $10 a month subscription for streaming EVERY album you can think of with only a few exceptions
Lets assume you know what Fringe is all about, and you are cool enough to want to engage in some of the best fun Orlando has to offer.
Simple Fringing – go to the website, choose link to “this years shows" , pick a night and choose a play. Read a summary of the play by clicking it’s name. Buy tickets. DONE that easy. http://orlandofringe.org/
However, there are some advanced Fringing techniques that I will now share with you to enhance your Fringing experience.
About the Loch Haven Park and the Fringe Area. Parking is usually best at the Science center garage unless you are attending early/late or off primetime. Shows are in 2 buildings which are located on either side of the park. The Orlando Rep and Shakes Center. Each building has a couple of prime venues and some smaller ones. Which leads to the next point.
Know the venues and understand that some of the larger venues generally show some of the more elaborate plays and those destined to pull in larger audiences. Venue guides will be available at Fringe, but it’s key to know the best ones before you attend. At Shakes, one can always plan on The Orange venue having the biggest and best cabaret/comedy shows. When you are torn, it’s best to go Orange. At the Rep, depending on what they have going on, generally speaking Silver tends to be where they put some of the best shows. However, green is the next largest venue after Orange and Silver so keep an eye on green shows. Every venue has some unique things to offer, but it’s a general rule that some of the smaller/one man shows will be in smaller venues. (note there are some exceptions and I will point out those troupes on my Fringe blog as we get closer)
Buying tickets. You can pre-buy tickets or wait and simply buy them at Fringe inside one of the venue buildings. You MUST buy a Fringe button which gets you into the festival. After that, you must buy tickets individually to each show. There is usually a $1 up charge for the online service. There are NO assigned seats at Fringe. Once you buy your ticket, you must arrive early for the best seat. Lines DO start early for the best shows.
Planning your Fringe schedule. The web-site allows you to print one .pdf of the entire schedule. This is HIGHLY recommended. Then you can choose shows you wish to see by day. I review each show summary and then assign a priority value A thru C. I will pre-buy the A shows and attempt to see them early before they sell out.
Know what genre you are looking for. I have tried a taste of all that Fringe has to offer, and I prefer comedy and the cabaret shows. I have less of a taste for physical humor and one man stand up so I target shows in this direction. Sometimes it’s difficult to discern these details from the web-site show summary, but sometimes it will clearly state if the show is one-man. I am not a fan of the dance shows with one HUGE exception. Varie-a-Tease is the best show every year in my opinion. More of a Cabaret show really and a must see.
Watch the Blogs for the best recommendations. The Orlando Sentinel, Elizabeth Maupin, myself and several other Fringers will publish show summaries or reviews. These are extremely helpful when picking shows. Generally speaking the known /local troupes will sell out right away so it’s best to check the blogs daily and even ask around when you get to Fringe.
Have an open mind. Fringe is NOT for the easily offended. Remember this is uncensored, artist driven theater. The artists do/show whatever they want. And I mean WHAT EVER. There is a screening process since Orlando Fringe is the largest in the US, however be prepared for open minded, opinionated and in your face entertainment. It’s worth it!!!!!
Free Apps
Rhapsody – By far my favorite app. Stream music from any artist. For the price of one album, you get access to
EVERY music catalog. I searched tons of
artists and except for some very new unsigned bands, they were all available for
streaming. Plus you can create a library
of your favorites and stream till your heart’s content. Careful if you don’t have unlimited 3G data
streaming.
Edmunds – I have been
waiting for this app to show new cars. I
don’t know why, just wanted to see what is out there.
Live Nation – Must-have app for event lovers, especially
concerts. Also great for checking show
dates.
Stub Hub – Must- have app for anyone that its interested in
the ticket-secondary market
Meetup.Com – For users of the very cool meeting
organizer. There is both an app and a
mobile web version. Both free and both
equally useful. The great thing about
the web app is that you can view the actual meet up home page in it’s browser
format as well as a mobile version.
The Economist – This has always been a favorite news
journal, and now I get tons of content for free on my iPhone. Love it.
Lick of the Day – Really is great for guitar players. Lots of cool licks – free.
Words for Friends – Seriously addictive
Paid Apps (prices
change so check iTunes for current prices)
Dragon Dictation – Such a cool and easy way to verbally
dictate your emails. Works very well.
Scene It Harry Potter – This really is a fun game for
Potter-philes. Not difficult but I’m
only on Level 3.
Star Wars- Darth Vader Sound Board – Awesome way to make a
statement
THE PRICE
Are you really the humankind
To stand up and feel what's hidden behind
The perversion of soul has taken hold
And actuality has left you blind.
Can you feel what's deep within
And peer beneath the charred black skin
And find some meaning not left screaming
When forced to turn away from sin
(Chorus)
Feel the reality, embrace the humanity
Turn from the machine
It leaves you wanting more
Feel the reality, embrace the humanity
Ignore the machine
And consider what's under the door
Is there really another way
Will you remember to find emotions today
And ignore the tech, it seeks no respect
It's the people that have something to say.
Step out into the daylight sun
And cast out the night you have become undone
Put away the device, it comes with a price
You have so much further to run.
(Chorus)
Feel the reality, embrace the humanity
Turn from the machine
It leaves you wanting more.
Feel the reality, embrace the humanity
Ignore the machine
And consider what's under the door
(Bridge Screamed)
How can you be sure
You have become pure
Cleansed by the cure
Not falling into more
Cleansed by the cure
Don't go back for more
Believe and be sure
You are now true and pure
Written By Cynthia Thomason; September9th 2010 (FirstPublished on Poetry Soup.com 9/9/10)
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