Skating
It seems as if i have been asking myself that question for over 20 years. Today at the rink, nothing was happening. After a good warm up consisting of forward and back double 3's, bracket circles and cross strokes, the jumps just weren't there.
Here is a list of the TOP ten reasons why I think Skating is SO difficult................
10. I'm 40 (ok so that's the obvious one 9. Caffeine doesn't kick in at 7am
8. You try thinking "happy thoughts" to Britney Spears music
7. Edges???!!!??? I can't feel thoooosssssse
6. 2 minute warm up before lessons--what is thaaaat about?
5. Axel jumps are just not normal
4. Does foot work mean you have to be on your feet???!!!
3. Program is a 7 letter word for WORK and that's a four letter word
2. You try feeling confident with 12 year olds popping off triple jumps
and the number 1 reason skating is so hard...
1. There really is a SPOON Neo!!!!!
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